About us

Led by our Benevolent Tyrant, Weird Empire is a hive mind of local talent manifested into goods that sometimes like to be bad. So though we don't always have a mouth you could kiss your mother with, it's ok, we aren't super into playing tonsil hockey with moms anyways. We specialize in creating weird wares for the uncommon customer who takes the oath to Live Freak or Die. And since we've heard you can't buy happiness, you might as well buy our stuff instead.